theperksofidgaf:

someone give me vodka please

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"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing."

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whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Don’t we all want to build a death ray?

I want to build a death ray…

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

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idiotshitbaby:

go down on me while i eat chocolate and ignore you

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ty miley xcyrus

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princeruffian:

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

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